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Trowser Bagel

An alternate term used for camel toe, especially when in the company of a lot of women...a code word if you will

Dude...did you bring the Philly's because there is a grip of trowser bagels in the house!

by skillset December 20, 2010


bagel face

the name for a face (typically that of a woman) that would look better covered in cream cheese.

Yeah, but she def has a bagel face.

by ezra1001 March 29, 2011


Whore Bagel

Nasty bitches, usually REALLY fat, ugly, stupid, and all around a burden to society. They vary from loud obnoxious red-headed firecrotch teases, to greasy tan multi-colored haired homewreckers. They have the tendency to do things like snorting every time they laugh to get attention, or crying over everything because they want to make people turn against the person they're making look bad.

Whore Bagel: Kelly Cooney, Megan Alexopolous.

by CKAMWB April 04, 2010


Vegas Bagel

A Pretzel.

I was drunk. And I thought of pretzels. And Vegas. And bagels. Put it all together? :D

Vegas bagels!

by Swatzy August 24, 2009


Bagel Monkey

Jew. Preferably a hairy one.

Steven Spielberg. If it looks like a bagel monkey, tastes like a bagel monkey, and directs Munich, its a bagel monkey.

by Palestine4life October 26, 2007


green bagel

Someone that is jewish and irish

Jennifer Connelly is a green bagel

by laura kkkkk November 11, 2007


double bagel

The act of eating two bagels for breakfast and later destroying the handicapped bathroom stall.

Brian just had a double bagel and I cant go in the restroom for at least 30 minutes.

by Apollo10 October 23, 2010