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A person who has an obsession with monster stickers or obsessed with their truck, that is home made, with fog lights or is dented
Phil must be a barbou bandit because of his enormous fog lights on his truck that is covered in monster stickers.
A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.
Tom: "Do you know that girl?"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
PJ Bandit: A fictional character like the tooth fairy (aka toof fairy) that strikes poor, lazy people that are too lazy to put on real clothes, often lacking a sense of self respect (and usually a real job) and basic hygiene skills. Too lazy to get dressed, brush your teeth & comb your hair.
Yo, you see them lazy ass girls over there? Damn PJ Bandit done struck again!
A person who roams their neighborhood grabbing other people's leaves, typically the 30 gallon paper bagged variety, for the purpose of making garden compost for the next growing season. This action is usually performed during night.
Jim is the town's leaf bandit, last year he managed to grab over 200 bags of leaves so he could make compost.
A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.
See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
When you ride a bike with no hands and a handful of clout and swag
Ayo there goes Mari the no handed bandit
A gent who wears a cum-stained eye-mask when attending a masquerade ball.
James: 'Why, that chap over there is a right fadge bandit'.
Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'
James: 'Disgusting.'