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Muck her barn

a phrase that synonymous with "to perform cunnilingus on a female". The term refers to the yearly cleaning, or mucking, of a dirty livestock barn, with the mucking describing the act of cunnilingus and the barn being an unwashed vagina. The term was coined by homosexual hockey players who were disgusted with the thought of performing oral sex on women.

After a long day's work, Jake loves to go home, put something comfortable on, flip on the fire place, have a glass of wine, invite Brandy over, then muck her barn

by J. Kloos December 4, 2013

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barn door savage

Aggressive country bumpkin usually with a ruddy complexion always ready for a scrap with the "townies".

"I went for a drink in a country pub but the local barn door savages kept spoiling for a scrap"

by Save the Hull .Fence off Preston Rd February 21, 2008


Barn Door Syndrome

Abbreviated BDS

The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?

This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.

Wtf man does she have Barn Door Syndrome? She can't even close the door back when she comes in! I'm trying to play a game here and they are yelling in the other room WTFOMGBBQ

by MobileKing May 9, 2013


Barfin' Barb Barnes

proper noun Maker of the best blaugh slaw in town.

I said hi to Barfin' Barb Barnes yesterday, and she just said, "BLAAAUGHHH".

by Knig Knog January 14, 2009


Coolest cat in the Barn

The act of being extremly cool and amazing, yet resembling the awsomeness of cool barn cats.

Amanda: WOW, My pet fish is SO cool!

Hayley: You bet, it is the coolest cat in the barn!

by KuuungPowChickeen January 14, 2010

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lisa barnes

The kind of person that repeats them self over and over, and you can't stand.

Don't be a Lisa Barnes.

by Dopemartyr May 5, 2015

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Barn Door

When an incest hobo fucks your ass.

He gave her barn door.

by Babe Material xD March 14, 2018

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