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Getting beat up by a baseball bat.
This is the warm weather version of the Hockey Stick Treatment.
Joey: Guess what happened today at the grocery shop where I work! I caught someone stealing!!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!
A baseball/softball player that was given ecstasy before a game will be a bit more emotional than the Japanese team.
The crying baseball player felt as out of place as the smiling runner.
After protected sex , a man pulls off the condom on his penis and the slaps the women he has slept with across the face with the jizz filled condom.
I really hit her hard with the invisible baseball bat.
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A very large "superking" cigarette or feg
"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"
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A group of baseball players who played for "national pride" before the season started. It was to replace the Olympics, but it didn't get the audience and it = t3h sux.
I wanted to watch the World Baseball Classic, but I masturbated instead.
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when in the 69 position a girl has an orgasm while taking a dump on your head
last night my wife and i were 69'n and when she came she gave me a dirty baseball cap
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Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).
"Joe Paterno needs to quit as coach of Penn State."
"Yah, I know. That dude's older than baseball."
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