46th Base

The act of having sex with a cimputer, whil you have the computer talkin through 'text-to-speech' saying "oh floppy disk! Oh floppy disk!"

Guy 1: I went to 46th base last night
Guy 2: Poor computer...

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1st base

To make out or French kiss.

After I got to first base with Jess, i found her gum in my mouth.

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23rd base

You've reached a point in life where few have gone -- ultimate boredom.

Guy : Dude I reached 23rd base..
Walls of a room : ....
Guy : Ya dude, I was speechless too.

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Base-race

When a player is destroying your base and you are destroying your opponents base at the same time in Starcraft 2.
The player to kill off all the enemy buildings first wins by default.

Guy 1 : Dude come do some 2v2 with me
Guy 2 : Sorry dude, got a heated base-race going on, i'll be there in a minute

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15th base

Ramming a girl with a pool cue then beating her father over the head with it.

"DUDE WTF, you went to 15th base with my sister last night and now my dads in the hospital!!!"

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eighth base

Getting to fouth or home base with two women at the same time.

My wife let me get to eight base with her and her best friend.

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43rd Base

Using three hands when you masturbate, all you're own.

"Dude, I got to 43rd base last night."

"You mean 44th right? Cause I saw the fighter jet in your driveway this morning."

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