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To facebook a fat chick and start looking at her most recent and probably fattest pictures. Then you proceed to go back in time and view her earlier pictures. In most cases you will watch her get younger and skinnier.
Adam found a fat chick on facebook. Since fat chicks have no use at all to Adam, he decided to amuse himself at her expense by Benjamin Buttoning the bitch. Turns out the bitch was ugly even at a lower weight.
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Fork over the $$, especially when it's earned, don't be so tight-assed, stingy - SHARE!! You're in business for yourself, and someone just keeps you hanging and won't spend any, but feels perfectly justified wasting your time.
Dude, bust a benjamin (stop wasting my time), will ya???
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The measure of $100 bills by dividing the actual amount by 10.
$100 = 1 Benjamin
yo my car worth is 4.2 ($420) on the benjamin scale.
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A man who’s gets Bitches but always gets friend zoned and just ends up being a fuck boy
She just said she wants to be friends he’s gonna pull a dirty Benjamin
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After taking a giant wet shit wipe your ass with a $100 bill and slap your ex wife in the face with her alimony Money.
After eating a soggy burrito Logan gave his ex wife a partial alimony payment in the form of a Dirty Benjamin.
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A stupid gay fag no one likes. Is also a furry.
Benjamin Brewer is a fag
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THE sweetest and most loving man I have ever met. Has the sweetest smile and has one of the most compassionate spirits. He has a deep love for steak quesadillas from Taco Bell. Benjamin Kip’s are naturally dominant but knows when to be tender and caring. A loyal friend with a genuine heart authentic energy. If you’re lucky enough to encounter one, you’d be stupid to let them go. Adorable, funny, and unbelievably handsome.. he’s a dream come true. Both thoughtful and intelligent, he’s someone who’s overcome all obstacle in order to grow into an amazing and inspiring man.
Hey, you know Benjamin Kip?
Yes! And I’m so lucky to have him in my life
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