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Bi-glassual: someone who is excited by more than one coefficient of expansion. Used among flameworkers to describe someone who melts both 'hard' glass (aka Pyrex) and soft glass used for beads.
That gal used to make beads, but now she makes awesome pipes - she's become bi-glassual.
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The definition of Bi-Shrexual, commonly known as Bi-Shrexuality means loving the hot ogre lord Shrek no matter what form, human or not.
Justin: MOM, DAD, I'M BI-SHREXUAL
Mom: oh dear..
Dad: son please.
How bisexual people sit with a weird slouched knee-high crossed legged position. Its fucking weird but hell its comfortable.
Human one:
wow
Human two:
what
Human one:
your so gay man
Human two:
why thank you I love my bi chair
Human one:
How the hell do you do that
Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*
if someone says this to you, they:
a) are Bisexual
b) want you to get the fuck away from them
c) killed/beat you in a game
d) both A + B or C
(Hint: the correct answer is always D)
What happens to the victim of someone who is bi-winning. Generally what happens when someone absolutely fails at life, for example, Season 1 Episode 10 on When Cheese Fails 101, a YouTube show about Starcraft 2. Bi-losing happens when someone is bi-winning so hard, and in math, you have to do what you did to one side of the equation to the other, so if someone bi-wins, another person has to bi-lose.
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The only verb appropriate to describe how hard someone is failing.
Dude 1: Hey, I just got laid by 4 girls last night. What happened to you and that other girl?
Dude 2: I shit the bed and got rejected.
Dude 1: Looks like I'm bi-winning.
Dude 2: Damn, I'm bi-losing hard.
being nice and sweet one minute and being a total bitch the next
joe:i love you so much
sue:aww i love you too
joe:you're such a fucking whore
That boy is hella bi polar
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