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being called this is the biggest insult , this specimen of human has been ran through more than the old trafford tunnel , they have been fingered more than a bowling ball and been passed around more than a vape at sutton beach. main features of this animal is dirty looking eyelashes with manky lil eyebrows and they love to go around saying heya hun. in all my years i have never met a smellier dirtier whore than one that was called a lucan bird
yeah boys a lucan bird is after texting me there gonna have to get a new phone now
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The saddest fanfic of all time! Read it on AO3 by audreyheart
LARRY!
A: have you read Flightless Bird?
B: isn’t that the one that had you sobbing for 4 hours after you read it?
A: Yeah, and?
B: I value my mental health
Two middle fingers given at once.
"Yu the b-tch over there? I don't like her. She shot double birds at me yesterday for no reason."
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One of the most amazingly talented singer/songwriters in modern music. His lyrics are some of the most mysterious, undecipherable, and beautifully poetic words you'll ever hear. The only thing that matches his gift with lyrics is his talent for creating original, catchy, melodies. This is pop at its best, and this is music that will last the test of time. If you have the chance to see him live, don't pass it up, he is one of the greatest live performers you could ever see.
Andrew Bird is one of the best modern lyricists, second only maybe to Thom Yorke.
In fact it's just the thing he thinks we're needing,
it's a lukewarm liquid diet they're force feeding.
When the words we use have lost their bite,
now they hit you like an imaginary pillow fight.
And when his masterplan is unfurled
he stands a handsome bid on the weather systems of the world.
Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game.
Come to the front of the class and we'll measure your brain.
We'll give you a complex and we'll give it a name.
I saw you standing all alone in the electro-static rain.
I thought at last I'd found a situation you can't explain.
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Lord Helix has blessed us with some lag to allow Pidgeotto to finally evolve after the 4th try to Pidgeot Bird Jesus.
Bird Jesus: Originally a Pidgey who evolved into a Pidgeotto and, through great effort, a Pidgeot. A tank, at the highest level of all the current Pokemon. The backbone and savior of the team, and chosen one of the great Helix Fossil. Reborn as "aaabaaajss" (or "Abba Jesus")
Praise the almighty Bird Jesus and our savior, Lord Helix.
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To stab or shank some one in the upper leg or calf.
In a football stadium at a high school if you had a knife and you got upset for no reason you could Joe Bird someone and be haled off by the police. Never to return to school again.
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It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.
It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.
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