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The act of pulling the skin of the nut sack up and over the penis, completely covering it. Often bending or coiling of the meat is necessary. Easiest when the scrotum is at full stretch capabilities.
"Pig in a blankettt"
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When it's chilly out but you're drunk, and the drink makes you warm
Me- should I wear a skirt or pants to that NYE party? It's gonna be chilly.
Her- skirt, duh. You'll have your alcohol blanket
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An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized.
That's a bold statement, sporting the pig in a blanket.
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An action occurring beneath a blanket that appears to be sexual in nature but is really mundane or innocent.
Travis and Allie were shifting conspicuously underneath the blanket but everyone knew they were prudes, so Dave deduced they were having blanket sex.
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The blanket you use to masturbate.
"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with ya know"
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masturbating with any kind of clothing/cloth wrapped around your dick. ergo dick blanket
Brad: Man i pulled off a dick blanket last night during the movie under the blanket because i wasn't getting any from Julie
John: nice man nice
Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!
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When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out as quickly as possibly. The suction pulls out the lining of her colon around your dick making it look like a pig in a blanket. Later she must have it sewn back in.
I just pulled the pigs in a blanket on my girlfriend. She's goin in for surgery tomorrow.
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