Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.
Yo son I am Stone Blasted off that shit!
The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.
Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?
When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?
Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...
When a someone is about to cum (male or female), the recipient will begin tickling until ejaculation occurs. Can also be reversed in that the recipient is the ticklee and gets tickled prior to receiving the cumshot.
Kim and Brad were talking the other night about how they love giggle blasting each other. Some kinky shit!
When in a three way and cumming on the girl (either boobs or face) the area in which cum might shoot is considered the blast zone. The other guy is to stand back and whack while until the other guy finishes so he doesn't get hit. When the man is finished the other person approaches and the just finished person backs up to respect the mans Blast Zone.
Man 1: Dude, Get outta my blast zone!
Man 2: Sorry man!
Smoking a cigarette very fucking quickly. Usually on a break at work or between smoking bowls/blunts.
You: Blast a cig?
Me: Bet.
20 secs later...
You: Slow down! That cherry looks like a light saber!!
Me: Well shit, you're just now lighting up?
When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.
Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted