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A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!
Boner Material :very fit/hot/sexy
used by many people to decribe a very good looking girl.
Damn that girl is boner material
A movie about an adopted child, a father who was killed tragically and a mother who is just making by with what she has little of.
I would definitely go see Boner Soup
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An enormous erection provoked by the sound of a Diesel engine. Usually reaching its peak upon hearing the compressor surge. Pointing slightly to the left is a key sign to look for.
It was inevitable that Tyler would end up with a diesel boner while at work after hearing the big Ford leave the parking lot.
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(n.) an erection that invokes a feeling of self-hatred. It arises during an event that is naturally sexually arousing, despite it being a violation of one's moral standard.
Mitch got a total shame boner while watching the rape scene in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
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An erection caused by the mere complacency with ones friend or partner, but not necessarily in any sexual way.
Jennypie noticed that her bf has an erection 80% of the time they're together, and he said it's because "I just get a comfort boner when I get comfortable (i.e. chilling on the couch, etc) with you."
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A chick who continually makes boners due the fact that she's hot as crap.
Man, that chick is a boner factory 'cause she's making wood all day!
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