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The small shape of chocolate found in some advent calenders during the month of December.
I wish I hadn't got my advent calender from poundland this year. My December Breakfast tastes like Rudolf shat in my mouth.
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When a guy pleasures a girl with his tongue after consuming an entire bag of pop rocks.
It felt amazing last night when Brandon gave me a martian breakfast.
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When you cream pie in a persons arse at night then perform oral sex in the morning eating last nights ejaculate.
Don’t fancy a Barnsley bacon butty, filled up on an Egyptian Breakfast this morning.
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like breakfast. only with cock
"we have no money left"
"hmm, i guess we'll have to have a cock breakfast"
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shove a rusk up your girlfiends arse, piss on the rusk and then arse fuck her to make it mushy. Suck the soft rusk out using a McDonalds straw.
I had a McRusky Breakfast this morning. My girlfriend went to work with a limp.
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When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
Dude I gave her some eggs for breakfast
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Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.
"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"
Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!
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