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To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care
Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.
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When a past black out drunk event comes back to ruin your life!
Man, I got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk lastnight!
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Someone who, 1. Buys products off you and does not pay despite promises. 2. Charges very high prices to customers for work that should cost a fraction of the price. 3. Should not be a roofer. 4. Gives roofers a bad name.
Brett Clarke Roofcare: Can I have some materials and promise to bring the money in next week?
and... Hello Mr and Mrs OAP your roof will cost you £8000
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Brett and Eddy are a legendary soulmate duo. They met at 14 and 13 years old respectively and have been inseparable ever since. Both of them said that the other was his meaning of life. They are platonic soulmates to a level of being in-sync that they finish each other's sentences, move in sync, and often cannot have a winner out of scissors paper rock. If you have found a friend who can understand you perfectly and maintain a strong bond with you, then you might have just found the Brett to your Eddy, or the Eddy to your Brett.
Man, imagine if I have a Brett to my Eddy. Life will be so much brighter and enjoyable.
I met my best friend in 8th grade, and she is the most caring, supportive, trustworthy best friend ever, plus we literally share the braincell. She's the Brett to my Eddy.
Very beautiful girl, everyone loves her!! She thinks very little of herself usually but has amazing friends! She’s super nice and seems innocent, but really, she is a freak! She loves to get down and dirty, especially with her crush. Everyone wishes they were her. She is very confident and has no problem turning you down. Don’t get in a fight with her. She will murder you
Brody- dude Brett girl version is so hot
Matt- dude you have no chance
Brett- Hes right, though neither of you do
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A person who takes a picture of their genitalia, with their camera phone, and texts it to a random cell phone number in their current area code in hopes of a mathematical probability that some girl will find him interesting and texts back for a hookup.
I was so pathetic last night I was pulling a Brett Farve and some old man now wants to kick my ass.
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To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.
I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.
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