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Its when the Spanish navy got anally penetrated by the British armada of dicks.
Do you remember the British torpedo, my grandma does she...she was dp'ed by the legendary dick duo the male version of Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and Horatio Nelson's friend Tyrone.
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1. A person who lived in England for a short time but still uses a British accent.
2. A guy who thinks he knows everything about soccer just because he spent time in England or the U.K.
That guy is such a British Turd. He grew up in Buffalo, lived the the UK for three years, yet still pretends to have a British accent.
The British Turd says "it will be a lovely day on the pitch." He roots for ManU. He lived in England for a couple of years yet he thinks he knows everything about soccer.
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An absolutely gorgeous guy from England that comes to your country. His name is Alex. He has the most beautiful eyes you'll ever see and his accent is heart-stopping. Unfortunately, you only get to hang out with him for a night because he has to go back to England the next day.
Alex: Ello, I'm Alex.
Girl: OMG it's a British Alex!!! *fan girls*
Alex Gorgeous Perfection British Love
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The most basic of all assholes.
I met British Chris, what an asshole.
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human beings who claim to be people, but are british so they aren't.
british "people" always tell me they deserve human rights.
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An Australian apparently. Australians are "British rednecks"; according to a quote by deceased American actor Robin Williams.
Read the article in the 2010 British newspapers: Comedian Robin Williams has provoked anger in Australia by declaring its people are "basically British rednecks".
Prime Minister Rudd of Australia fired back during a radio interview, hit back by recommending the comedian to "spend a bit of time in Alabama before he frames comments about anyone being particularly redneck". -- lol!
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Taking a shower in britain or just a shower in britain.
Sarah: I'm going to britain and the first thing I'm going to do when i arrive is take a shower.
Jessica: you mean a "british shower"??
Sarah: s h u t u p Jessica!!
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