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Being "L-Bruced", "Bruced", or "The Lenny Bruce Effect" is a modern slang coming from the oppression of stand up comics and free speech by US courts in 1964. To be "L-Bruced" can mean:
1. The negative result of a technically accurate story, or series of events, being told without context; resulting in a grievous misunderstanding.
2. When someone tells a story in such a way that the innocent look guilty.
3. If you "go for the joke" and get choked out by a cop from behind.
1. "Please don't set that on fire. . . I can't believe you are gonna let me get L-Bruced on my own Wedding night by that biatch bridesmaid with the fat hair"
2. "Actually officer, in the moonlight, with that hat and gun you do kind of. . .uuuurrrgghg *coff* uuurrggnnnhh".
When you take PCP and cut off your own dick and chew on it like bubblegum
Batterychef is in his room, doing a Hungry Bruce.
Someone who adopts a lot of children. A serial adopter.
This is the 5th kid you’ve adopted this week, calm down you’re being a Bruce Wayne
The man, the myth. Bruce McQueens is a legend surrounding the Guadalupe area, specifically the queef. Bruce is the the shit that dreams are made of and if you ever think you can be like Bruce or accomplish shit that Bruce has done, you’re dead wrong, bitch.
A spiritual encounter really, if performed properly. It's the act of a guy fucking a girl in the ass while he simultaneously siting on the bed post, fucking his own ass but, as he is about to cum, the girl quickly turns around to take the entire load in her mouth as he drops his entire body weight down onto the bed post. Once she has his entire load in her mouth, she gargles it stands up, spits it in the man's mouth (while he's still full weight in the bed post) then he gargles it, spits it in the girls face, then slaps the shit out of her and tells her to make him a sandwich.
Girl! You wouldn't believe it... Tobe "Bruce Amened" me so good last night... I felt like I was a Jimmy John's employee when we were done.
Dude, I'm going to "Bruce Amen" her so good tonight, she's going to buy stock in Subway.
Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.
Everything was going great, until Bruce Willis made the everyone take shots before they drove home.
Waking up the day after a Bruce Springsteen concert with a headache and no voice. It is a direct result of singing Born to Run way too loud.
<Guy 1> Dude, you wanna do something today?
<Guy 2> No, total Bruce hangover.