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A herd of god damn cats running through a house in the middle of the night. Slumbering humans will be awoken to the deafening noise of thunderous paws.
Waking to the unfamiliar noise of *something*running through your house, which sounds like giant buffalo mice. Usually occurs when 2 or more cats wake for the night and are bored. Typically can be heard between the hours of 1-4 AM.
Leap frog sex, but in Montana.
I'm sore from all the Buffalo Jumping last night
A once a year free pass to have sex with a fat chick.
Dude, I already used up my buffalo tag this year, can I borrow yours?
The Great North American Business Buffalo are quite like American Buffalo. They are a rare breed of hardy, hairy, sturdy creatures, that both inspire fear and awe into the the North American trucker. The Great North American Business Buffalo are akin to the common North American hooker (see North American hooker for definition), but unlike their cousins, The Great North American Business Buffalo is a male prostitute of the gay persuasion. The Great North American Business Buffalo or "Negotium Bubalus" is primarily a lone creature, especially when hunting its prey. The common variants of sustenance one relies on consist of cash tips, and other tips of the penile variety. Whilst being previously endangered, The Great North American Business Buffalo has seen great resurgence to the delight of many a cross country truck driver. The Great North American Business Buffalo can be found in most truck stops along major arteries of the North American highways. Please use caution when approaching a Great North American Business Buffalo out in the wild as they will charge you extra for using teeth.
"Are you trying to look at my dick, or just hassle me like The Great North American Business Buffalo?"
"And in the distance I heard it.... the coming of the storm... the cry of thunder? NAY! a great clapping of cheeks! and so it was known the business buffalo were soon to be upon us - Cicero 43B.C."
"Damn bro you acting like you're hot, but that face is meant only for business buffalo"
A high school in the middle of God Knows Where, Virginia.
Has the lamest mascot possible. A buffalo?! Come on.
Populated mainly by snuff-dippin' deer-huntin' tractor-driving rednecks.
There are also a good amount of stoners and about three black people.
Complete lack of school spirit, for obvious reasons.
Has had the same principal for somewhere around 500 years I believe.
Yeah.
1. If you go to Buffalo Gap I feel sorry for you.
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The act of forced and unexpected vomiting while engaged in sex.
A man takes a girl on a date and pays for an expensive dinner, laden with lots of corn, green beans, and/or mashed potatoes, perhaps some lobster and steak. The girl eats until she is stuffed and then the man orders her a desert of something rich and filling like cheesecake to seal the deal and make her overfull. Once the man is back at her house, he asks for sex in payment for the expensive dinner he bought her. Though she is full, she accepts and they beging intercourse. Midway through, when the man senses her full stomach is really bothering her, he thrusts his penis hard and deep, thereby causing her to vomit all over the bed. Immeadiately (before even pulling out) he scoops the steaming vomit onto his chest with his hands.
While a man is recieving oral sex, he forces his partner's head down, thereby gagging them with the full length of his shaft and causing them to vomit on him.
"dude, see that girl? i made her buffalo belch the other night."
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Chicken that is cooked in a hot sauce to make it taste better. It is usually served with blue cheese dressing and celery. It can also have bones. Probably the best way chicken can be cooked.
Damn I love me some buffalo chicken boi.
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