Silly boy who jumps on trampolines
Wow that’s callum o’suglivan
This person has the biggest cock anyone had ever seen
wow callum elphinstone has a massive cock
A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.
"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper
A Person who is dank and smokes a large amount of marijuana (weed)
a sex demon sent by the devil himself
dam is that the Callum North sent to destroy me
Biggest schmuck in schmuck ville , looks like glumpus gloop and snow white mixed together .But is a great person
An absolute retard who has ratty mates and Is a ratty member he thinks he’s the shit when he’s not. He is a tosser. A plonker and a spanner.
That Callum Kelly-day is such a plonker