car poor

Having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.

Friend: "hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?"

Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".

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mcdonalds car

The process of downloading need for speed: payback and you buy the shitty old ford from the race shop and finding the McDonalds wrap on visual customization and then racing your friends in cops and robbers.

I have the fucking mcdonalds car. Race Me in cops and robbers.

art car

a drivable vehicle that has been adorned, painted and/or modified to express some sort of artistic expression. These are usually cars that are covered with anything from beads and mirrors to toys and doll parts, but are only limited by the creator's imagination. See also mutant vehicle.

Hey did you see that art car parked down on the street? IT has an actual lawn on the hood and trunk and a flower garden on the roof.

Car Aids

When your car has a series of undiagnosed problems that keep happening and then causes the car to die....

I enjoyed driving my car until it developed car aids and died

Fish Car

Fish Car is a plushie created by Itemlabel.com. It was their first plush to be ever made. It has inspired their logo, as it being a fish.

Fish Car is a plush produced by Itemlabel.com .

Car Wrecked

When you get fucked so good in the moment you feel no pain. But the next morning you feel so sore it's like you were in a car wreck.

" Yo, I car wrecked my girl last night so bad she gotta call out of work."
"Sally got car wrecked the other night so she couldn't sit properly when getting dinner with Jack."

Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.

Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.