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The act of going into your fridge, taking out a carrot, and instead of using it to penetrate your sexual partner, you shove it down your dick hole as far as you can, thus causing profuse bleeding, then remove said carrot and insert it into the anus of your partner, and cum. Then you take your dick out and make your partner give you head WHILE still bleeding. While their, giving you head, you are playing Minecraft in the background. Your partner then stops and asks what your doing, so you take the controller and start penetrating your partner until they start to bleed. Then you eat out your partner and the combination of liquids and blood makes you vomit. So you vomit in their mouth which makes them vomit all over you and themselves, then you continue to have sex while still playing Minecraft. Your dick, not being able to take that much force, splits down the center causing massive amounts of blood which your partner then drinks up and vomits into your anus. You then shit all of the blood, liquids, and vomit into that person's genitalia, which then the muscles then clamp down unto.
Person 1: Hey dude! I heard you got it on with girl name here last night!
Person 2 (Over phone from infirmary at psychiatric ward): Yeah man! I gave her the ol' carrot farmer!
Person 1: Holy fuck dude! You did the carrot farmer?! Stay away from me you fucking psycho!
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the act of intercourse with more than one penis or toy in the same hole
She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.
She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?
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The act when one's penis swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.
Mrs. Smith: "Dr. Johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can't take a piss."
Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."
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for a male to have his female or male partner put his condom on him, but at the same time she or he is giving him a handjob
While my girl was cuffing the carrot last night I got cum all over her.
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Slang; when marijuana has an excessive amount of red hairs growing on the buds. Such as Orange Kush.
"Damn, look at all those red hairs. This bud is straight carrot top."
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A fire crotch. And kinda annoying.
Carrot=red=FIRE CROTCH! Haha!
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The secret way to get kids to eat vegetables.
Kids like cake, but they need their veggies. That's where carrot cake comes in.
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