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A homophobic Monster Hunter youtube channel known for making Monster Hunter ecology videos no one gives a shit about. His first video is the Rathalos and Rathian ecology videos that overall is just defending the Raths on why they suck ass. Go fuck yourself you bri'ish piss bucket, your videos are wrong and no one gives a shit.
"Wow, check out this guy named Unnatural History Channel, he has good videos and content on zoology an-" "Who tf cares."
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Fox News, where hot right-wing chicks in short skirts and Trump's Aryan ass-kissers fill their gullible viewers' heads with alternative facts - lies to you and me.
The Nuts and Sluts Channel constantly airs in our cruise ship's common area. Every time I see Fox and Friends, I feel seasick.
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What once started off as a simple statement by an individual named Echo: "I read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk" delved into an argument into what is better of the two: Cereal with milk or Cereal with water.
The leader of the water cereal side was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal side was TNTRay and as tensions rose, Raven gave an awe inspiring speech that said:
"DEAR NATION OF #stream-channel , YOUR TYRANNY HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG. FOR FAR TOO LONG THE MILK CEREAL NATION HAS EXILED US, SHAMED US, ATTACKED US. BUT NO LONGER! TONIGHT, MILK CEREAL NATION, YOU WILL FACE YOUR END AT THE HANDS OF THE WATER CEREAL"
With that Ashs aid:
"HERE YE HERE YE. BY ORDER OF THE COUNCIL OF THE CEREAL, WE HEREBY DECLARE WATER CEREAL AS AN ATTEMPT OF VIOLENCE TOWARD PUBLIC SAFETY AND A BLATANT REMARK REBELLING AGAINST PEACE AND TRANQUILITY. FOLLOWING ARTICLE 3 PASSAGE 7 OF THE CEREAL ACCORDS, I, REPRESENTATIVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH OF THE MILK CEREAL, HEREBY BANISH THOSE OF THE WATER CEREAL COMMUNITY. THEY WILL BE GIVEN 24 HOURS TO GATHER THEIR BELONGINGS AND SAY GOOD BYE TO LOVED ONES. SHOULD THEY CHOOSE TO IGNORE SAID JUDGEMENT, THEY WILL BE GIVEN PUNISHMENT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE"
(credits to Ash1001 for most of the information)
Remember 15/02/2021?
yeah, the time of The Cereal War Of Ranboo's Stream Channel!
The day where we all had a war over what was right to eat with cereal, water or milk.
Where Philza Minecraft himself stated that "when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better"
A line added to the end of the Happy Birthday song. It most likely started from a Channel 4 TV station (Duh) in some part of the country. Kids in Western Pennsylvania don't have a Channel 4, but will sing this in school or during parties.
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Jennifer, Happy birthday to you. And many mooooore, from channel Fooooouuuuur.....
"Happy birthday to you, and many more from channel four." while other kids are singing "Happy birthday to you, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too."
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Another way to say Father's Day.
It was Father's Day, so I said to the single dad with the deranged ex-wife, "Happy Anti-Lifetime Channel Day!" And he cracked the fuck up.
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at the end of the 1960s live-action (adam-west) batman tv show, an announcer would tease the forthcoming episode (that resolved any cliffhangars) with the comment: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK. SAME BAT-TIME, SAME BAT-CHANNEL. nowadays it is used to affectionately tell someone that you will see them soon, particularly at a regular-time/place.
cant wait to see you for sci-fi-friday. same bat-time, same bat-channel.
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Hoi I will be talking about my future YT channel(Warning! This is going to be very long). My YT channel will have Willam Afton, Clara Afton, Elizabeth Afton, Michael Afton, Chris Afton, Me Afton/ Izzy Midorya Afton, Izuku Afton, Mina Afton, Jiro Afton, and Marinette Afton, Mha/ My hero academia, and Mlb/ Miraculous ladybug. Ships: Willam x Clara, Glichtrap x Vanny, Mikey x Ennard, Eli x Charlie x Cassidy, Me x Bakugo, Chris x Nightmare x Nightmare Fredbear, Mina x Denki, Marinette x Adrain, Jiro x Momo, and Zuzu/ Izuku x Todo/Todoroki. On to the villains UwU! Toga x Tsu x Uraraka and Dabi x Hawks The rest are single pringles, me, Zuzu/ Izuku, cherry/Bakugo, Uraraka, Jiro, and Mina are villans so you know the ships. On to Avatar ships! ( Yes I'm going to include Avatar -w-) Katara x Aang, Sokka x Suki, Toph is a single pringle, and Zuko x Mai x Ty Lee, The rest are single pringles UwU. Next is Mha, Kiri/ Kirishima x Yuyu/ Yua/ Used to be a brat. Will contain songs. Warning! Kissing and some blood.
Me: Have you heard! I'm having a future YT channel! It will be called My future YT channel UwU Jk Its going to be ✪Its Izzy Midorya Afton✪
*Uri sleeping on toga*
Toga: Nice, Am I in it?
Me: duh everyone is in it
Toga: Nice
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