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When at a live musical performance, the audience claps to a beat, but it sounds like a crescendo due to members of the audience being musically inept and thus unable to clap on beat. Found at most shitty bands performances for obvious reasons.
Jonathan: My girlfriend drug me to a Nickleback concert and the audience was crescendo clapping to all their shitty songs and it made it even worse than it already was!
Ron: Damn.
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Someone who is super ditsy, constantly sits in class wondering wtf is going.
At times they have a low IQ.
She's so clapped in the head for doing that.
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The act of violently moving the pelvic area in a thrusting motion inorder to clap the scrotum against the gluteal wall. It bears a strong resemblance to a clap with the hands.
Brandon gave a sack clap round of applause.
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When a man is a.) naked or b.) wearing clothing that is non-constraining on the crotchal region, and he begins pelvic thrusting with such violent determination that his scroat (scrotum) begins to repeatedly smack audibly againnt his chode/taint/chonch.
Honey, stop that! Your thunder clap so goddamn loud it's going to wake the neighbors again.
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Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.
Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"
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The name for a supposed strain of chlamydia that originated in Maryville, MO.
I'm going to the 'ville tonight to get some pussy.
Watch out for skanks with the Bearcat Clap!
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When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.
Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"
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