Random
Source Code
Random
Usually a girl that suffers from extreme disabilities, ugly genes and annoying characteristics. If you meet anyone with this name avoid them at ALL costs.
“I met a girl called Emma Clarke, minutes later I blocked her on every social media and lived happily ever after”
1👍 2👎
Clarke’s Third Law is probably the best known and most widely cited of the three and states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Just as an aside the others are:
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
As far as that Malcolm is concerned just about any technology conforms to Clarke’s Third Law.
1. Probably one of the best professors at the University of Miami because of his use of "podcasts".
2. He is the undisputed Podcast King.
3. He also likes tigers.
3. See badass, tiger, sadomasochism
Hi, this is Ron Clark with the University of Miami and this is a two hour podcast on your mom.
Hi, I am Dr. Ron Clark and I like tigers.
The Phrase: *You Serious Clark?* is appropriately used when someone around you says something so outrageous that you cannot believe they actually just said that.
This phrase was taken from the movie *National Lampoon's: Christmas Vacation*.
Sitting at the table for Christmas dinner, Clark Griswold mentions that he heard a pilot flying over New York spotted Santa Claus, to excite the children about Christmas, but Cousin Eddie found it necessary to respond with *You Serious Clark?*
outlandish claims unbelievable ideas Christmas vacation Christmas vacation
Kayte- I now own Jupiter!
Moira- You serious Clark?
Kayte- Dead serious!
Tom- Will you marry me?
Kayte- You serious Clark?
Tom- Is that a yes?
66👍 5👎
The guy who sounded like Corky from "Life Goes On" on New Years Eve 2005.
Dick Clark has alot in common with Corky now.
7👍 45👎
Disorder affecting thousands in the US and portions of Canada. Symptoms include racing thoughts of white pants, uncontrollable urges to manhandle fluffy red hair, blindly disregarding proper spelling rules, and feigning an interest in map-making.
ICL is thought to be caused by overexposure to the portraits and writings of early American explorer William Clark. As of 2011, there is no proven cure. Sufferers of the disorder are said to have reegretted no-thing &c.
Park Ranger: Miss, you can't stand that close to that portrait of William Clark!
Young Lady: CLAAAAAAK.
Young Lady's companion: She can't hear you Park Ranger, she's suffering from Irrational Clark Lust.
20👍 1👎