Mining dirt looking for clay, Getting dirt thrown in your eyes, No payment.
Welcome to the clay wars.
Clock co. is better than Clay co.
Whoever’s name is Clayton, or simply clay, live by a certain way of life and have their own certain traditions.
The clay way consists of saying things like “woah there” and “yikers”
Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..
It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either
A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off
Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.
When you make pottery out of clay.
The pottery clay needs to get soft.
Fucking a person in the asshole so hard that they start bleeding whilst doing anal.
Person 1: Brennen was going crazy last night it was so loud.
Person 2: yeah, i heard he gave her the Georgia Red clay.
Clay core, is when someone is changed rapidly after something happens, for example when you put a clay project in the over and it explodes, clay core is when something changes quickly and rapidly after a situation, often in a way that negatively effects their, or other perception of them
When it got out that she cheated, it was so clay core. she outright denied it