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The lord of all spiders. Bigger than Most wall clocks. He has supernatural powers and makes a very loud PFIIRRRT shrieking sound before it strikes.
The spider found behind the wall clock of a LUEser. Go to gamefaqs.com and the LUE message board for a picture.
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The action of avoiding to look at a clock while working hoping that time will go by faster.
employee1: man work totally sucked today because we had to work 10 hours.
employee2: nah man i totally clocked blocked all day and it flew by.
employee1:damn clock blocker -_-'
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1.) A female psychological disorder directly related to too much exposure to horse shit like "The View" "Oprah" and wing-nut societal archetypes that feel women must have children to be "complete."
2.) Yet another absurd ploy utilized by women to get men to marry them before their asses get too old - men are SO attracted to desperation. LOL
"I need to know where this relationship is going because I'm 26 and my biological clock is ticking!"
Translation -
"I need to know if we're getting married because I am sick of giving BJ's and I'm ready to over eat like my married friends do!"
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When someone puts a clock in your freezer as a joke and you don't find it until weeks later.
Two weeks ago I had a party, and just this morning discovered that I was cold-clocked!
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When an individual manages to fit both the testicles and entire shaft of the penis in their mouth all at once. The goal is to see how long one can hold the contained "junk" in one's mouth.
Man, last night Lisa let me drill a buzzer beater before the shot clock expired.
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A device similar to that of a clock except it is surgically emplanted into the cheek of your choice.
"Dude, I love the ass clock man."
"I know right ain't it sick? I can tell the time just by checking out my ass!"
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a college professor ( Southern Negro college use ) old slang in 1940's
- he ain't a phat alarm clock.
- ya` be right
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