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Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob
When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.
Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.
When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.
Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!
Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.
Hick 1: What is this?
Hick 2: It's popcorn on the cob, fresh off the stalk!
When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.
Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.
The process of Making Corn Flakes. or...as in "Don't flake the cob man" meaning, dont mess up.
Don't flake the cob man!...or Daddy how do they make corn flakes?