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HOST:What word in the dictionary would Joshua be?
KIA: "Common-Cold"
Host: "That's two words"
Kia: "Not if I can help it, add it to the dictionary"
Host: "If it gets added, I'll give you that"
Kia: "To all people, please accept so I can win this. Your vote changes lives!"
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Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.
Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.
*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.
I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.
When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.
Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn
A disease where a musical instrument (most likely made of brass) becomes cold. The cold makes it harder to play the instrument, especially when it uses a mouthpiece.
Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)
This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.
Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Connor: Ahhhh dude, I got cold horn while walking in here.
Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
Parking a cold face into a busty woman's cleavage. No motion or noise is required unlike motorboating.
While waiting in a line to a club when it's cold outside...
Girl: My boobs are cold, why did I wear such a low cut shirt?
Boy: My face is cold
Girl: We could be cold motorhoming instead of complaining
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