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no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn

No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)

by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017


poor connection

When you on facetime and that blurred screen with a triangle and exclamation mark in the middle of it pop up. BAHAHHAHHAAHAH

me: take me off poor connection...
them: *starts glitching* that's yo connection.
the phone: "reconnecting"......
Me: *hangs up*...... *calls back*

by Nawfside.off.da.Souf May 24, 2021


Electric Connection

A DANK BAND!, that happens to have a myspace

person 1-jeez i want to bang Electric Connection so bad
person 2-Word.

by Phinneus July 06, 2006


Jungle connection

1. Having such bad weather wireless service connection that you can’t hear the other person at all and/or you experience major delays in gameplay and lag.

Player 1: Yo yo! What’s up with this jungle connection ?
Player 2: I don’t know, but it ain’t me!

by LLN91 September 04, 2021


connection whore

Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).

Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.

by leo341 May 19, 2011


polish connection

When two uncircumcised Slavic men dock and fuck each other's foreskin

I gave jhonny that polish connection last night

by TheBestWhitePerson May 09, 2018


Connection detection

Checking for feasable signal

Connection detection makes for easy net eclection.

by Hercolena Oliver May 02, 2010