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The act of letting go a loud and powerful fart at the exact same moment with anyone.
Mike; Jen, you farted at the same time as Robin. Apparently you both have a" Colon Connection "
We all used to have a cosmic connection.
Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.
Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.
Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.
Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.
Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
A DANK BAND!, that happens to have a myspace
person 1-jeez i want to bang Electric Connection so bad
person 2-Word.
1. Having such bad weather wireless service connection that you can’t hear the other person at all and/or you experience major delays in gameplay and lag.
Player 1: Yo yo! What’s up with this jungle connection ?
Player 2: I don’t know, but it ain’t me!