the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn
No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)
When you on facetime and that blurred screen with a triangle and exclamation mark in the middle of it pop up. BAHAHHAHHAAHAH
me: take me off poor connection...
them: *starts glitching* that's yo connection.
the phone: "reconnecting"......
Me: *hangs up*...... *calls back*
A DANK BAND!, that happens to have a myspace
person 1-jeez i want to bang Electric Connection so bad
person 2-Word.
1. Having such bad weather wireless service connection that you can’t hear the other person at all and/or you experience major delays in gameplay and lag.
Player 1: Yo yo! What’s up with this jungle connection ?
Player 2: I don’t know, but it ain’t me!
Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).
Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.
When two uncircumcised Slavic men dock and fuck each other's foreskin
I gave jhonny that polish connection last night
Connection detection makes for easy net eclection.