A group of full grown men that sit around and call themselves let's-players while they never get over 200 subscribers.
"Bro, dorks with controllers are finally playing a good game!"
Its when you use a controller on Fortnite pc.
Mongraal: we are gonna win this game bois I AM POPPING OFF.
Random guy tripple headshots him with scar.
Mongraal: CONTROLLER PLAYER HE'S A CONTROLLER PLAYER
Thats a
Fortnite Controller Player
Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.
Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
To protect family members from butt dials and accidental FaceTimes at all hours of the night
I need to set Grandparental controls on my grandads phone he butt dials me late at night
The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.
I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.
The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.
Used to tell someone to stop writing in all capitals. Basically to control their caps lock. Usually used after someone tries to shout something over text.
person 1: YO!!! GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
person 2: Dude, caps control.
person 1: Sorry.