Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.

“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.

cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

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SG Cooks

The best cookgroup around, offering premium monitors, early links and info, in depth release guides, exclusive group buys, dedicated 24/7 support, and info on funko, art drops, and much more. All for only $30/mo

Person 1: Yo you hit on YS today?
Person 2: Naw bro I had no idea how to setup
Person 1: Damn if you were in SG Cooks you would've cooked YS

Seth Cooke

A kid that is always hovering around, doesn’t leave you alone and constantly smells like he lives in a jungle or lives with a pack of dogs. Can be friendly at most times but annoying at other times, he’s a hardcore gamer tha5 is the type of kid who plays minecraft or terraria.

“Oh hey.... it’s..... Seth Cooke.......”

cory cook

a really red kid who is always on his phone

Cory Cook died from heat exhaustion because he's so white

cooked hard

Cooking something to a point of being extra crispy.

I want my wings cooked hard.

Lexi cook

Gay af rude af stupid af and dont be friends with her

"Lexi cook is gay"