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A crush an older woman has for a younger man.
"Ooh, look at this picture of Robert Pattinson! I know he's like 15 years younger than me, but I think I have a little cougar crush on him."
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The sweet, sweet juice of an older lady (cougar).
"Smell this, dude. Yeah, that's some cougar nectar!"
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An urban cougar with modified standards. Sexy body from working out, proper nutrition, great clothes with a face younger than her age; has her own bank, and has class. Never preys but descretely reveils availablity to socially equal men, that are significantly younger. Pisses off younger women when they wanna snag a guy who is great material. Avoids all contact with men with ball caps, beer guts, and the need for bond money. Doesn't want anything that eats or shits to be in her house for more than six hours. Makes sure her boy toy leaves with everything he came with, but never with her key. Lives with the one person she mosted wanted to - herself. Sexually exclusive is a requirement and gets tested, and may ask the same of her boy toy. Doesn't care what he does, as long as he doesn't wander in unexpected or with an STD. She is in her sexual prime, owns great lingerie and heels and isn't afraid to use them - even in the shower. She wants his phone # for a booty call not a well being check. She enjoys her life, family, and friends and quickly shuts out anyone who could interrupt that. The toy needs to exit with the same enthusiasm as he came in with, not linger as if it were an obligation, and have a tongue that can really kiss, eat pussy and the pierce, is a bonus. Wants something with plenty of freaky that can really put it on her, will go away but comes on demand or own accord. Out for her own.
"The way that last hook up ran my digits all the time, I could use me a suburban cougar next time out.
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The Cougar is a part spirit, part machine and is not to be mistaken with the prowler in Halo 3. The Cougar is normally a solitary being, but if prevoked, it will unleash its fury. It will stalk it' s prey and then attack without mercy..... The Cougar can easily slide over any terrain and attack any unsespecting victim. Few have seen the Cougar and lived to tell the tale.
Spartan:"AHH, The COUGAR!!!" BAM....(dead on floor)
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A classic performance/luxury car manufactured by Ford Motor Company, under the Mercury nameplate. A sister to the Ford Thunderbird and originally designed to directly compete with the Chevrolet Corvette. One of the last comfortable American RWD V8 automobiles available, until 1999, when it was replaced by an ugly, underperforming, four and six cylinder hatchback.
That's a beautiful XR-7 Mercury Cougar, I bet you're glad you didn't buy that Chevy Corsica.
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During sex, when a woman is on top and she moves up and down on a penis she moves up far enough that the penis is out of the vagina then she drops back down onto it repeatedly. This can be a dangerous move because if the penis is bent instead of reentering the vagina it can cause serious injury.
Damn, that chick was hopping up and down so fast and hard on my cock that she did a flying cougar.
She was on top and so wild that her flying cougar made me cum like I never have.
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When you bring home a cougar and she
breaks your toilet
Dude did you bang yhat cougar kast night?
yep, after that she totally cougar clogged my toilet. Now I'm waiting on a plumber!
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