Random
Source Code
Random
A QB for the Minnesota Vikings that is 5-26 against winning teams and states his catch phrase: “You Like That” meaning if his team likes losing or eating a jumbo sized peen following the loss.
Aaron: Kirk Cousins is good.
Me: If you say so!!
4👍 7👎
a person of who thinks they have power over u as an elder but is a complete duche bag
5👍 11👎
1.)Bill Clinton
2.)an Arkansas inbred
I'm so glad Bubba the cousin fucker is no longer in office
19👍 57👎
Cousin Rose is a blazin cousin who looks like a porn star.
Oh shit son, Cousin Rose looks like a porn star.
Adam, you didn't tell me your cousin looks like Sky Lopez.
3👍 5👎
When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they are Clam Cousins. It is the same concept as two men becoming Weiner Cousins or Eskimo Brothers after sleeping with the same woman/women. Except, unlike men, who become closer than brothers after discovering their bond, women who are Clam Cousins must become sworn enemies.
"Did you hear that Angelina found out that her boyfriend used to sleep with her friend Jennifer back in the day?"
"Uh-oh. Now they can't be friends anymore. They are Clam Cousins!"
3👍 5👎
“You and Justin Bieber are cousins with benefits”
“You and Justin Bieber aren’t friends with benefits you are cousins with benefits
3👍 6👎
Kissing Cousins are those related by marriage as opposed to by blood
my brother in law cousins would be my kissing cousins
7👍 18👎