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When superstitious folks are gullibly led to believe that applying feng shui principles at the entrance of their house or office building would ward off the coronavirus or its deadlier variants—when the yin or negative energies of the pandemic outside would be neutralized by the yang or positive energies inside.
Thanks to Covid-☯️, a number of feng shui masters saw a golden opportunity to prey on the superstitious or frightened folks to grow their paranormal businesses.
A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.
The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.
Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!
Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.
The 10lbs in weight we're all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking.
On a Zoom call to Mark, Anthea quickly realised he was experiencing Covid-10 as his cheeks were bloated, and his chin had virtually doubled.
Junior had to ask Dad to stop eating all the tubs of ice cream on a daily basis, or he would become very chubby and catch a mild form of Covid-10.
When someone has had enough of Coronavirus and wants to get out of quarantine asap. They usually go in a Covid Craze when they are bored or haven’t gone outside for ages.
“Did you see Jennifer’s Whatsapp status?! I think she’s having a Covid Craze”
When something tastes, smells or is just overall bad
Person 1: Ew, look at that!
Person 2: That's got COVID
An individual who obsesses about Covid-19 and all the CDC precautions that go with it.
Oh my gosh, Anna is such a covid crazy! She hasn't left her house since March and she made a comment on social media about me not wearing a mask in one of my pictures.
Similar to a 'butterface' or Australian 'prawn', COVID cute is when you see someone wearing a mask who looks attractive. You automatically create an ideal image of what their face must look like, but when their mask comes off, you're disappointed
That guy was definitely COVID cute, I don't know what I was thinking now that I've seen his face.