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Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.

I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!

by Bhazer May 18, 2023


crank the cradle

Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle

Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019


Crank dat

Turnin on the ole Coleman

Crank dat

by Nutsack to the Buttcrack April 22, 2023


Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster December 30, 2011


cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

by chilli ring November 13, 2009


crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 27, 2021


crank top

When you have a tank top that is cropped to become a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.

Woah, that crank top makes you look really cute AND swole!

by karliskool October 23, 2020