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Any orifice of a promiscuous male of female that would be a common receiver of globs of semen.
And then I busted straight into her cream cave last week. Now the crazy bitch says she's knocked up.
Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.
Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.
When you have sex with a Virgin, break the hymen so she bleeds and then cum in her. As its dripping out of her you collect it in a container and have her consume it.
My girlfriend came over and said she was hungry, so i gave her some cherries and cream.
Choda cream is the greasy layer of oily sweat, dirt, dead skin cells, fecal matter, urine and ejaculate that forms over your choda...especially when you don't bathe daily.
I got choda cream all over my new boxer shorts.
When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time
Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming
The time after prom when you go to the hotel for 5 minutes with your boyfriend. Expect you don’t cream, he does.
“Girl I am telling you Prom Cream isn’t as fun as it seems. You have no fun, he does.”
Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.
Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.