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When the person on the receiving end of anal sex secretes feces a guys penis.
"I'm so f****in' embarrassed!! I just gave that dude a Creamy Sarah!!"
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Creamy Shorts Syndrome typically occurres in a guy that's just past puberty. It's defined as an acute / rapid errectile onset that causes a guy to blow his wad in his pants and walk around school with his books in front of his genitals for the rest of the days. (also referred to as Spontaneous Human Erruption)
God Damn, that blondes playing volleyball has tits the size of a yoga ball! I think I've just had a Creamy Shorts Syndrome. Fuck, I'm outta underwear!
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An eco-terrorist that specializes in applying his "cream" to his victim after hijacking a vehicular transport
Wow, Jimmy Joe Jack just got raped by a creamy bandit.
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When the person on the receiving end of anal sex secretes feces guys penis.
"I'm so f****in' embarrassed!! I just gave that dude a Creamy Sarah"
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What you get when you tip a seemingly-feminine vietnamese prostitue, who, upon closer inspection is a man dressed in drag.
I payed Tsung-Chin 15 dollars for some fucky-fucky. When She took off her pants, She had a dick and Gave me her Creamy nut explosion all over my New metallica shirt!
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When you blow your load and the girl swallows and then pukes everywhere
I'm still cleaning the creamy stomach juice out of my sheets
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A creamy moon pie is when a female (or male) deficates on a plate then molds it into a patty similar to how one would shape Play-doh. Then a male parter that they are sexual involved with ejaculates on the feces and the two share the fresh "creamy moon pie."
"Hey babe, wanna cum to my place and have a creamy moon pie?"
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