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Leaving piles of shit all over someone's bathroom floor because you were blitzed on beer and Jager-bombs, and you couldn't find a light switch or the toilet for that matter. Bonus points for landing Bathtub Bombs and Trashcan Treats in an attempt to find something round and porcelain to hang your ass over.
I got plowed at the pub, got 5 numbers, got a ride home, and left Cave Crickets all over the bathroom floor of some nice person since I was falling down drunk and some asshole put the light switch behind the bathroom door. I had shit from wall to wall in that place...and no square inch of linoleum was spared.
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an especailly bad case of crabs
I heard you got the australian crickets from that turbo slut.
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A male who wears shorts, cowboy boots, and will perform cunnilingus on anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a sex worker but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.
Did you hear Cynthia and Jessica both had their way with Aaron last weekend at the tailgate? He's such a mud cricket, always getting banged by any woman with a lifted vehicle.
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1. an inexpensive, unreliable, disposable cigarette lighter.
2. a dirty sex move where one rubs their legs together...and takes a shit.
Meghan:"man, i just have this shitty cricket lighter"
Kevin: "the shitty cricket? that sounds like a dirty sex move where you rub your legs together..."
Tim: "and take a shit!"
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A crab louse the size of a Buick;anything moving in or around your groin that ain`t part of you;the name of a punk-rock band.
Damn Cletis, I caught a dose of CROTCH-CRICKETS once that reminded me of a herd of buffalo.
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take a shit on a girls legs, let it dry, and rub your cock up and down to make the cricket noise.
the crusty cricket is badass
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