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Crispy dick pizza is a definition on when you fuck up in life
Fuck! We're crispy dick pizzaed in
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A high five that is very intense, loud, and usually burns.
Can be given as a gift for a birthday, holiday, wedding, or any occasion. It can even be given at random!
I gave him a real nice crispy high five for his birthday.
Rice crispy squares are a very good dessert made out of the cereal rice crispys and marsh mellows
"I love rice crispy squares! It's like there made with rainbows!"
When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.
Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.
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Crispy Banana VR man he’s so cool he makes epic Vr videos and he’s definitely not me
Person: Yo did you see Crispy Banana VR video
Other Person: Not yet but I bet it’s epic
Pls subscribe I’m desperate
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When a saucy gentleman projects his ejaculate into the hair of an unsuspecting female. Tada! The hair sticks together, and a good time is had by all.
It's hard to return a wig after receiving a Rice Crispy Treat.
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Rice Crispies- one of the most common cereals in the world. Mainly eaten by children with milk. At the bottom of the bag of cereal is usually some sort of toy promotion. A Black Rice Crispie is a burnt Rice Crispie. When you are little, your parents force you to eat them, telling you it will make your hair curly.
4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:
Mummy!!! Theres a black bit in my rice crispys!
Mummy: It's okay, thats the good one. It'll make your hair go curly
4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:
But i dont want my hair curly..
Mummy: JUST EAT IT!
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