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Vietnam Crop Dusting

A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.

"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"

by Scatman_Sam October 31, 2017


Port Lincoln Crop Circle

When a group of mates gather in a circle each facing the same way around the circle, front to back, drop down to a crouch, and shove an ecstasy tablet up the arse of the person in front. Then when all the pills are shelved, turn into the middle of the circle, touch fingers and say "E.T. Phone Home!"

"Me and Lockie had some mates around last night for a Port Lincoln Crop Circle. It was pretty Loose ay"

by Rigger_666 January 22, 2024


pain cropping

When someone fakes the pain and misery of a condition they don't have to get empathy.

He lied about having leukemia all those years to get pity. He was pain cropping my sister's illness. I'm so mad!

by Cenobite777 May 26, 2024


Pain cropping

When a person lies about having a severe health issue that is extremely painful and full of suffering that they can never understand and how it effects them and their loved ones. They use it to get attention and sympathy from people. This includes cancer and ptsd

That asshole said he had cancer, did chemo and all but it was all fake and the records were forged. My mother battled it for 5 years and it was so much to go through. I don't like people pain cropping on something they never felt

by Cenobite777 March 23, 2024


Pain cropping

Claiming to have a serious condition such as cancer to gain pity and attention from people which mocks those who have suffered from it.

He claimed to have leukemia for 3 years ago until I made him show proof when I got suspicious and found out he lied. He was pain cropping the pain of my sister for pitty that pos.

by Cenobite777 April 24, 2024


Reverse crop dust

When a person farts and that said person uses a fan of any kind to blow the stench in the victims’ path.

“Dude! Rick got me with a gnarly reverse crop dust with his box fan, it was terrible!”

by Tdriz July 11, 2022


Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.

Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.

by StumpyBob January 8, 2021