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Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.
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When a Man has Crabs infesting his pubic hair. He then shave off his pubes and gets a blow job from a woman, then he ejaculates on to the womans forehead and be for she has a chance to wipe off the ejaculate the man rubs his crab infested pubes into the jizz on the womans forehead. Giving her a "Crab Crown" after she went down town.
"Dude I gave this chick a down town crab crown last night. She was to pissed to wipe it off before she left."
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A polite reference to bring attention to something or someone that is rank ass nasty and reeks of stench.
May reference a rest room that has been funkified with a nasty shit. May refer to some nasty greasy person that refuses to shower and smells of urine, body odor and unwiped ass.
Excuse me sir, having seen you come out of that stall, I must say you have truly crowned me with your scent. This room is ripe.
You nasty bum. Go take a shower. I’m twenty feet from you and you have crowned me with your scent.
Rachel your ass smells of hot wet shit. You have crowned me with your scent after sex. I need a shower as bad as you.
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Stumpy loser euro-royal who tried to hang out with Snoop Dogg in Copenhagen and got booted so more chicks would fit in the venue. Tried to bribe his way back into Snoop Dogg's circle by getting Danish security police to release Dogg's bag of weed. Also known for meekly following his butch wife, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, around shopping centres, shopping for kids clothes.
There he was, Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, a man who should have had the world at his feet, trailing around with his bogan nieces and nephews in the boondocks of Hobart.
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Crown Hair aka the hair that circles around ones butt hole. it is called crown hair because it can look like a crown on someones head. To get rid of a Crown one can shave it or get it waxed. Everyone has a Crown unless they get rid of it. Crown Hair is also known as ass pubes or just as a Crown.
"Go get your crown hair (butt hole) waxed." "That girl is showing her crown hair (butt hole)." "They have long crown hair (butt hole)."
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A blowjob focusing solely on the underside shaft of the penis.
Refers to the simple instructions given to queens and princesses on how to hold their hands during waiving to a crowd.
Dave: Missy gave me the best blowjob last night.
Steve: Oh yeah?
Dave: Yeah. She kept me from cumming by going Over the Pearls, Under the Crown.
Steve: Cool.
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Crown point high school is a school mixed with stoners such that stick in gangs cause they pussy to fight alone. But no one can mess with them cause you mess with one you mess with all of them. Then there are the kids that do nothing usually band kids. Then there are the parties animals who party every weekend no breaks needed even though they say there going too take a break they never do. Then there’s emo girls and preppy rich girls and if that doesn’t some up the people I don’t know what will.
Didn’t you wanna transfer to crown point high school? Cause I heard you have to be a certain type of person to get in there.
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