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Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)
i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"
Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.
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the sexual position where you are in deep and going side to side inside her snatch. You are basically fucking like how a crab walks on the beach.
Remember Mary from last night, I gave her the best sidewalk gut crunch ever! She was screaming for more!!!!!
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Miniature pieces of Toast that is made by some Crazy Chef Guy.
Cinnamon Toast crunch is the best thing in the world.
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When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.
Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.
After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
The Greatest MUTHAFUCKIN THING ever invented
its an orgi of the taste buds.
an explosion of flavors.
Hey Andrew this cheesy gordita crunch is delicious i might jizz in my pants.
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A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls
Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget
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