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Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.
"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."
The Cuban equivalent of "the 'n' word pass" for people of color. It allows a person of Cuban descent to be excluded from ridicule or incendiary comments based on their status of being from the island of Cuba.
Bro don't worry. I know it sounds kinda mean but he gave me the Cuban pass
While snorting cocaine off someone’s asshole they fart and blow it all over your face.
I was hanging out with Tiffany last night and she gave me a Cuban cropdust!
a brother or sister that looks really tan compared to the rest of your family, consumes Cuban sandwiches and quests on Wow resulting in a decrease of personal hygiene. often speedy. local law varies but it a sign must be in plain sight to mark the home of a Cuban baby either inside or outside of the Cuban baby's residence.
MT: "why's devon so dark?"
Name: "he's a cuban baby."
"devon is a cuban baby"
When you shit piss and cum at the same time.
Oh shit imma bout to cuban chaos
When a person of Cuban descent, drops a deuce on the chest of their partner, creating a shit pancake.
Ariana dropped a massive load on Dale's chest and then squatted down and created a plate sized Cuban Pancake.
A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.
I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.