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When you shit piss and cum at the same time.
Oh shit imma bout to cuban chaos
When a person of Cuban descent, drops a deuce on the chest of their partner, creating a shit pancake.
Ariana dropped a massive load on Dale's chest and then squatted down and created a plate sized Cuban Pancake.
A position in intercourse among three people, where the person in the middle is giving oral and receiving from behind. The two on either end are suspending the middle person in the air, by their arms and legs.
After the Eiffel Tower, can we try the Cuban Wheelbarrow?
1k😬
Young cuban: A person who always keeping it 1k😬 , A person who don't like to complain, A person who gotta good heart
fries in Cuba. attempt at an American food in a communist country gone terribly wrong
Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx
When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
When you are swimming in cuba and someone reaches for his swimming suit to get his hands full of doo-doo and throws it in your face
Ex : I was enjoying the nice ocean breeze and someone cuban throw me