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A song that gets stuck in your head for a really long time. See ear worm.
"Man I got a real bad song curse last week. It didn't go away for days and days. Who wants to hear Brittney Spears for more than a few seconds, let alone get song cursed with her for days?!"
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it is the curse in which some irish men often suffer after a night of good drinking, their inability to get an erection due to them being very intoxicated
in early howard stern days, he said he suffers from the irish curse, and he was referring to his penis looking small after nights of drinking because he was unable to get an erection, pay attention to what he actually is refering to.
also, colin farrel explains in a tv interview that after a night of excessive drinking he suffered from the irish curse when he took a girl home, he obviously didnt mean that he has a small penis. also, he was born and raised in ireland, so i think he would know about the history of this kind of things.
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This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
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This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
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A gaming curse where it is seemingly impossible to win while playing with one specific person. No matter how good they are you still lose every time you play with them.
This curse started in Valorant when the player “Abotics” could not win a game with his friend “Kuso”
The curse would also consist of these degrading assets to your Valorant matches:
- Bad teamates
- VCT Iceland champions as the other team
- Ares spammers
- Viper, Sova, Killjoy, brimstone, etc lineups for the other team
- No healers on your team
- you not being able to hit a shot
Study shows the only way to cancel the Kuso curse is the "Egirl buff"
you CAN stack the egirl buff, BUT this does face lots of consequences like:
- Being called a simp, discord mod, lonely, fat
- Jealous girlfriend or boyfriend
- The egirls being bad
Random Player: "Guy's my teammate has the Kuso curse, are there any egirls in this lobby?"
Random Egirl: "Don't worry he's fine with me."
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This has typically occurred once your parakeet beings to make a grinding noise with it's beak and gives long monologs about how it knows that it's actually a small Hispanic child named Mike.
"*grinding noise* SQUAWK Help me! I'm suffering from Evren's curse! I'm a small Hispanic child named Mike! SQUAWK!"
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A witch named Evren went to a half Spanish-half english kindergarten class and met a little Hispanic boy that we're going to call Mike. Although their language barrier was impenetrable, Evren's mother was convinced that he had a crush on her daughter. This frustration led to Evren casting a spell, turning Mike into a parakeet, and renaming him Picket. To this day his cries of "Hola mi nombre es Mike," ring throughout the roomy cylindrical domes that Evren calls home.
*grinding beak* "SQUAWK! EVREN'S CURSE! SQUAWK! MI NOMBRE ES MIKE!" *chitter* *chirp*
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