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A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.
1. Snort Salt
2. Take the tequila shot
3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes
This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.
Steve: Man, this year is shit
Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all
Steve: *takes shot as intended*
Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*
Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*
One of the best bike shops on this earth. The staff are more than happy to help you out and not thinking of taking your money for it, like other bike shops. These guys give you the best advice from people that really know there stuff. So they dont just go sorry mate its broke your going to need this really expencive new one. They will sell you exactly what you need, this goes for there mechanics as well. What are cytech trained and ride bikes themselfs so know what is what.
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When ya bitch eat corn and it comes out on your dick when you clap her cheeks, so you make her suck it off and it comes out the other end all over again. It might never end
Friend: how do I avoid the corn cycle on my girls period
A indoor cycling experience using road footage and beat based music along with signature moves for riders to easily follow.
I burned over 700 calories during my virtual cycling ride to Old San Juan today.
When two gay men during the end of intercourse, the giving make ejaculated into the receiving male and does not yet pull out. The dominating male then begins giving oral to his partner until the male who received ejaculated into his partners mouth. Then the two pull out of each other's body's making a cycle of cum.
Let do a Spunk Cycle
A never ending cycle of dating girls whose name starts with the letter "R". It is said to be both a curse and and a blessings. The end of a "R" Cycle is yet to be seen in nature.
"Damn, this girl is the 4th addition of the "R" Cycle."
When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.
"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."