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small horny man who loves a good bus ride with people in the year below. looks twelve. looks ginger. is a nitty.
‘omg youre such a dan harte!?’
Any feminist/feminazi, especially ones with hairy armpits. It is derived from the word "harridan", which means "a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman."
person #1: Are you going to intern at the Daily Wire?
person #2: No, my mom's a real Hairy Dan.
person #1: That sucks, Hairy Dans are so unreasonable.
To pop off early or jump the gun. It refers to when Dan Andrews tweeted “Zero” when Victoria recorded zero covid cases after a lockdown, then the 3 days after recording 7, 6 and 29 cases in a row, subsequently entering another lockdown.
Alex: Did you hear about Luke? He finally banged Ash!
Brayden: Yeah but he did a Dan Andrews, he prematurely ejaculated.
The creator of children’s shows Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy’s Law, and Hamster & Gretel. He also happened to create the minions! Thank him for it!
Thank you for creating the minions, Dan Povenmire!
Short for Daniel Dick - a unit of measurement there are 3769 cunt hairs in 1 dan dick
1 dan dick equals 11 inches
Cut me a board 3.25 dan dicks long
our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵
person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy
Mexican Chili. Known for its exceptional ability to produce flatulence.
I got some Chili Dan in aisle 9 of the local grocery store and paid for it later when I was having sex in the bathroom and let out a shower fart.