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When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.
Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
Any functional design that is meant for a woman but obviously designed by a man and thereby rendered useless.
Man Design can most readily be found in public restrooms, where the toilet paper dispenser is so low as to not be reachable from a sitting position.
Man Design can also be seen in a public restroom stall that is easier to get into than it is to get out of.
There is nowhere to put a bag or coat when washing ones hands in a public restroom.
The design of spaceships and other intergalactic modes of transport
Hey Joe, did you know there is an occupation where you can design spaceships? It's called spatial design.
When the dude's so short he eats his woman's box while both standing.
I met a woman who was a foot taller than me so I gave her the delicious by design.