Step one: Stuff the Turkey- stuffing and a wooden spoon are required for this step. As all great turkeys are stuffed first, you must make your woman a great turkey. You have to start with loading her asshole with stuffing, the wooden spoon is needed to really get it in there( avoid her cryis for hel, it means she likes it.)
Step 2: Set oven to 350- in this step you are required to fart, but this is no average fart this is a very heated fart. This is a very delicate process because if you don't quite heat the fart up enough, your lady friend might not come at the right time.(taco bell is helpful to heat the fart up)
Step 3: Add the Gravy- If Taco Bell was consumed to help for the last step, this step will be a piece of cake. You will need to take a shit that is very runny and very fluidy on your lady friends chest. Rub it around. It cannot be a solid shit. This will destroy the process and you'll have to restart.
Step 4: Time to fry the turkey- this process is very painful for the both of you, but it has to be done. You must stick boiling frier oil in the females vagina and fuck her while its still in there.
Disclaimer: if there are any 3rd degree burns, vicious wounds and of fatalities it is not my fault. This was created by Bill Gates in an Applebee's Kitchen on thanksgiving night
-Hey I heard you and Julie has The Turkey Dinner, how did it go?
- She died...
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The kind of sweats that are appropriate for dinner attire
SW: "Is the bad that I'm going to change out of these sweatpants into my pajama sweatpants?"
RW: "No, not at all. Those are 'dinner sweats.'"
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Girlfriend: I'm hungry, can you make me something?
Me: We have no food, it looks like we're having an Ethiopian dinner tonight.
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A college student confided to his class that "when I take a girl out for a steak dinner, I expect her to take it in the ass."
The most common context is in a business setting when one party is trying to take advantage of another (i.e. "These guys are trying to buy us a steak dinner - they expect us to take it in the ass on that (negotiating) point.")
Ted: "How'd it go with Wendy last night?"
Bill: "Excellent, bought her a steak dinner."
Diego: "Hey Yves, how's your deal going?"
Yves: "Shitty, those guys are trying to buy me a steak dinner."
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Word used to describe getting some action from the female gender. Anything or act relating to the vagina.
I am going over Lexi's house for some slippery dinner!
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A hodge podge of food in a single person's fridge, cabinets and freezer that do not make a complete meal. One is usually forced to combine several items of food that do not match in an attempt to avoid a trip to the grocery store. Items are usually eaten separately so as to not upset the stomach. Goat dinners most often are made entirely of carbs and processed foods.
(looking into cabinet) Looks like it's going to be goat dinner night. I'll start off with some ramen, this can of green beans, last Saturday's leftover pizza and finish with this twinkie that's been in the cabinet for a year.
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i just had a very nice dinner with my wife
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