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Any orange traffic cone in Philadelphia, often used to mark off one of the million potholes never fixed by the streets department.
"The streets department placed a Danger Jawn in the pothole instead of fixing it."
When, during a Number 1 you realise you actually also need a Number 2. Instead of flushing for a clean bowl you decide to finish the Number 1 before proceeding with the Number 2 - risking self-urine splashback.
Variation: Stranger Danger Bowl
Same situation applies, but urine already in the bowl is a strangers.
"I risked a danger bowl, and suffered the consequences."
When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.
I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.
When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.
"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*
"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"
"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."
"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"
Another word for Penis
“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle”
Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.
I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.
The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.
Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."
John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"