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The theory that if you have one thousand darts, and you throw them at a dartboard, one will eventually hit the bulls eye. Applicable to dating, hooking up, etc.
Guy 1: "Mike, how does a guy like you get a girl like Lisa?"
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."
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A primate that is used, drunk or sober, to throw darts at a dartboard containing various options or conditions. Often used by weather meterologist to 'plan' or 'predict' future weather temperatures and conditions. Results are often better than professional human predictions.
Tracy's weather predictions weren't even close, she should have used a "dart monkey" for the week's outlook.
Jim shold have used a "dart monkey" to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.
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The Ejaculate squirted onto a womans body immediately after removal from an orafice!
I shot her hair full of Clobber Darts!
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What Jim Holmes "claims" to have when I am whooping him in darts!
Joe- "Damn, I am up sixty points on you!"
Jim- "Yeah, only cause I have dart arm."
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Drippy dick; fungus pecker, Sexual leper, corraded dipstick, rusty rooster
Side effects maybe: Long exposure to hot water, outer bark will flake; Following crotch sniffing dogs may go blind; Upon detection baboons will immediatly howl and throw rocks.
Fred is band from the hot tub, since returning from gay fest with fung dart!
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To blow cocaine into your partners butthole
I gave my girl a Columbian blow dart, best shit I ever did?!
To lick another's asshole in a manner that resembles a dart repeatedly stabbing their ass.
I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.
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