Deez Fuckin Nuts

Emerson You Are The Best Girlfriend In The World ❤️.

Holy shit Deez Fuckin Nuts taste like a ham samitch

deez nuts girl

A girl who replies DEEZ NUTZ to almost anything.

Person: “Someone’s knocking.”
deez nuts girl: “It’s DEEZ NUTZ!”

deez nuts

kid 1) You knowwho faught yesterday?
kid 2) no who?
kid1) deez nuts!

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c-deez

reference to testicles

did i tell you i went shopping at the music store? i didn't? well then, by all means...c-deez nutz.

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sy-deez

see sydeez

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pussy deez nuts

A type of insult one would say after a admirable success, accomplishment or victory with little effort. Used by iconic historical figures such as Naploean, Joseph Stalin, Queen Elizabeth,

God: Ayo I just created the fricking universe. Why are you here?
Queen Elizabeth: Hahaha pussy deez nuts
God: ...wtf-

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Deez Nutz Day

On July 13th, everybody has to annoy everyone with Deez Nutz jokes for the whole day.

Guy 1: There's no way......

Guy 2: No way what?

Guy 1: No way Deez Nutz can fit in yo mouth!

Guy 1: Haha can't believe you fell for it on Deez Nutz Day

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